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100 Most Pointless Things in the World

Swot up on everything from CV's to Baby Vegetables, as Alexander Armstrong and Richard Osman take yo..

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1001 Ridiculous Ways to Die

It was once said that there were two things in the world that couldn't be avoided - death and taxes!..

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99 Ways To Open A Beer: Without A Bottle Opener

Features: A cold brew in hand with no means to open it? Never suffer thr beer drinker's worst night..

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Crafting With Cat Hair

Rubbish present for cat lovers. Are there fur balls piled up in every corner of your home? Do you lo..

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Crap Cars

Cars have graced British roads for decades, and some have been less than pleasing to the eye. If Cra..

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Creepiosity: A Hilarious Guide To The Unintentionally Creepy

Grown men in Boy Scout uniforms, old ladies with really long hair, fish with people faces, lifelike ..

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Excellent Insult A Day

Do you know someone who loves to poke fun at anyone when they get the chance? Whether that be becaus..

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Fifty Shades of Brown

Fifty Shades of Brown is a hilarious take on the book phenomenon of a similar name.This delightfully..

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Fifty Sheds of Grey

Fifty Sheds of Grey is a hilarious antidote to the book of a similar name.Colin Grey's life was..

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Finding Jesus

Since the arrival of the Where’s Wally books there has been a surge in comics that revolve around tr..

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Haynes - Allotment Manual

Having written over 20 gardening books Paul Peacock has now collaborated with Haynes to produce an e..

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Haynes - BBQ Manual

In this hardback book Ben Bartlette, known as ‘BBQ Ben’ - the first ever winner of Britain’s ‘best B..

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Haynes - Dad Manual

They say when you have children none tells you what or how you’re supposed to do it ‘right’, no one ..

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Haynes - Men's Cooking Manual

Don’t know your cheese greater from a bread knife, or the difference between a saucepan and a frying..

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Haynes - Millennium Falcon Manual

"She'll make point five past light speed. She may not look like much, but she's got it where it coun..

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Haynes - Retirement Manual

Ah, retirement. Don’t we all dream of the day we won’t have to wake up at 6am to get into the office..

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Haynes - Sewing Manual

If you think Sewing is for oldies and stay-at-home-mum’s; think again. From Cath Kidston to Topshop,..

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Haynes - Student Manual

Uni life is definitely THE ONE. Finally free from the shackles of Mum and Dad, with a student loan t..

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Haynes - Women's Home DIY

Once upon a time, in a land far far away, there were men. Real men who did their own washing and coo..

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Haynes - Zombie Survival Manual

Planning for a Zombie Apocalypse? Well then we’ve got some perfect bedtime reading for you. This Zom..

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Hot Guys and Baby Animals

What more could a lady want than Hot Guys and Baby Animals? Features: Features 40 photos of gorge..

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How To Be A Good Husband

A great gift for a groom! Features: This little guide was written for the middle classes of the 1..

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How To Be A Good Wife

A cute gift for a bride! Features: This little guide was written for the middle classes of the 193..

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How To Bonk In Public

Sometimes, the feeling overcomes you and you just need to jump your other half right there. You know..

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How To Not Be A Dick

Features: An etiquette book for teens Nobody wants to be a dick but dicks are everywhere! They cut..

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How To Poo At Work

Features: This hilarious book could save your career The ultimate guide to going to the toilet at ..

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How To Tell If Your Cat Is Plotting To Kill You

The perfect gift for cat or comic lovers with a sense of humour! Features: Brilliantly whimsical ..

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I Could Pee on This

Features: Cat lovers can rejoice in the quirkiness of their feline friends Insightful and curious ..

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Is Your Cat Gay?

Features: Is your cat a closet homosexual? Written by Charles Kreloff supported with clever anecdo..

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Is Your Dog Gay?

Features: Is your dog a closet homosexual? Written by Charles Kreloff supported with clever anecdo..

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Katana Samurai Sword Bookends

Slice your way through your books and DVD collection with this pair of bookends inspired by the Ninj..

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Keep Calm & Carry On - Gift Book

The British have never been terribly good at the more touchy-feely aspects of self-help and inspirat..

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Life After 30 - A Survival Guide For Women

Started to notice those first worrying signs of advancing age? Life beginning to slow down a bit?Wha..

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Life Hacks – Handy Hints

Nowadays no one has to suffer through tasks without knowing the best way to go about it thanks to th..

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Little Book of Beer Tips

Add The Little Book of Beer Tips to your order today.  A pocket sized book packed with 50 inval..

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Man Up - 367 Classic Skills for the Modern Guy

A perfect 'Man' gift! Features: Journalist Paul O’Donnell and his team of knowledgeable experts ta..

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Middle Class Problems

Features: Problems but not real actual problems, just middle class ones Collection of real-life inc..

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My Little Pony Bookends

Young girls will love these colourful wooden bookends featuring Twilight Sparkle. A gorgeous access..

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Nutella Cookbook

Recipes: Nutella and white chocolate rice cakes Caramel cream Nutella lollies Nutella charlotte cak..

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Old Age And How To Survive It - Gift Book

Old age comes to us all, our hilarious Old Age And How To Survive It will help them get through it! ..

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Old Git Wit

Calling all old codgers and grumpy gits, we finally have the book to help you feel young again. The ..

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Personalised Football Joke Book

Personalisation: Name on Front (12 Characters Max.) Message Inside (5 lines, 15 characters per line...

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Personalised Golf Joke Book

Personalisation: Name on Front (12 Characters Max.) Message Inside (5 lines, 15 characters per line...

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Personalised Have You Seen My Cat Book

Any little’un who loves cats will fall head-over-heels in love with this personalised children’s boo..

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Personalised Poor Dad! Book

Personalisation: Message On Front (4 Lines of 15 characters per line) Message Inside Book (5 Lines o..

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Personalised Utterly Gorgeous Cats Book

Personalisation: Name on Front (12 Characters Max.) Message Inside (5 lines, 15 characters per line...

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Personalised Utterly Wonderful Dogs Book

Personalisation: Name on Front (12 Characters Max.) Message Inside (5 lines, 15 characters per line...

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Screw It!: Traditional Male Skills That Every Woman Should Know

Gone are the days when women would be expected to know everything about how to make puff pastry and ..

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Shag Yourself Thin

Shag Yourself Thin is the not so serious and hilarious yet surprisingly informative book for those f..

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Shenanigans Rude Balloon Modelling

We all like a bit of naughty - especially when it involves things we wouldn't usually expect! And th..

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