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Bacon Toothpaste


Online Price: £4.95
Rubbish Present Shop: Prezzybox


Bacon Toothpaste Product Description

Can't decide if this is rubbish or awesome. So you've enjoyed your scrumptious bacon sandwich in the morning complete with your choice of sauce (ketchup wins hands down here at Prezzybox HQ) and it is time to brush your teeth ready for the day ahead. But hang on just one tiny little minute there, you don't want the delicious taste of bacon being replaced by mediocre mint leaving your tasty breakfast nothing more than a memory. The travesty of it!

Well that's where we come in. Introducing the Bacon Toothpaste! This absolutely marvellous invention will leave your teeth sparkly clean whilst having a delectable bacon flavouring, meaning you can enjoy the that breakfasty bacon goodness all day!

Plus using bacon toothpaste is vastly superior to using actual bacon to brush your teeth. There will be no streaky bits and rumour has it that tasty as it may be bacon isn't actually that good at removing plaque! The Bacon Toothpaste is perfect as it helps keeps your teeth and gums nice and healthy as well as being deliciously flavoured!

Never mind minty fresh, the only way to be is meaty fresh! We guarantee once you’ve tried it you’ll never look back!

Each tasty tube of Bacon Toothpaste contains 70g but we don’t recommend you use it all at once!

Features:

  • Each tube contains approximately 2.5oz/70g of toothpaste
  • Mouth-watering flavour of smoky bacon

Ingredients: Sorbitol, Water, Silica Glycerin, Flavour, Cellulose Gum, Titanium Dioxide, Xanthan Gum

Dimensions: 15.5 x 3. x 2.4cm


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