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Air Guitar Card

Air Guitar Card

A unique greeting card that includes their very miniature own air guitar! The guitar is handcrafted..

Price: £3.49

Animal Hands

Animal Hands

Our Animal Hands are fun and safe temporary tattoos for talking hands! Simple to apply with water, ..

Price: £5.99

Arse/Face Soap

Arse/Face Soap

Brighten up their morning routine with this hilarious (and not to mention practical!) gift, a double..

Price: £5.99

Become A Chav Or Chavette - Gift Pack

Become A Chav Or Chavette - Gift Pack

Let’s think of the upsides to being a Chav. Comfy tracksuits, trainers and lots of bling… We al..

Price: £19.99

Belly Button Brush

Belly Button Brush

For the person who has everything! Our Belly Button Brush is the ultimate status symbol, which carr..

Price: £9.99

Camera Lens Mug

Camera Lens Mug

If they’re a photography buff and won’t stop banging on about aperture, focus and negatives, or are ..

Price: £14.99

Cheeseorama Christmas Jumper

Cheeseorama Christmas Jumper

Embrace the spirit of Christmas with our lovely Cheeseorama Christmas Jumper. With a delightful..

Price: £22.99

Crazy Grandma Christmas Jumper

Crazy Grandma Christmas Jumper

Embrace the spirit of Christmas with our lovely Crazy Grandma Christmas Jumper. With a delightf..

Price: £22.99

Desktop Henry Vacuum Cleaner

Desktop Henry Vacuum Cleaner

Remember Henry from your school days? Doing his thing, being pulled around by the kind cleaner, zapp..

Price: £11.99

Desktop Hetty Vacuum Cleaner

Desktop Hetty Vacuum Cleaner

Our Desktop Hetty - a friendly face around the house, Henry's pink companion Hetty! The perfect lit..

Price: £11.99

Dirty Old Man's Walking Stick

Dirty Old Man's Walking Stick

A fantastic gift that offers an uplifting new angle on the world! Ideal for grumpy old men (and wom..

Price: £9.99

Diva Washing Up Brush

Diva Washing Up Brush

Put a little Diva behaviour into the Washing Up... Our Diva Washing Up Brush is brilliant for those..

Price: £7.99

DIY Cubic Wall Clock

DIY Cubic Wall Clock

A funky wall clock that you can display in any arrangement you like! There are hundreds of designs ..

Price: £34.99

Door Mat - Oh No, Not You Again

Door Mat - Oh No, Not You Again

Our Door Mat – Oh No, Not You Again Doormat is the perfect gift for anyone who likes to have a bit o..

Price: £19.99

Dusty Pups LCD Screen Cleaner - Puppy

Dusty Pups LCD Screen Cleaner - Puppy

This cute little puppy is adorable and invaluable for cleaning off grubby fingerprints as well as re..

Price: £7.99

Dusty Pups Phone Cleaner - Cat

Dusty Pups Phone Cleaner - Cat

This cute little cat is adorable and invaluable for cleaning those grubby fingerprints and marks off..

Price: £6.99

Dusty Pups Phone Cleaner - Panda

Dusty Pups Phone Cleaner - Panda

This cute little panda is adorable and invaluable for cleaning those grubby fingerprints and marks o..

Price: £6.99

Dusty Pups Phone Cleaner - Sheep

Dusty Pups Phone Cleaner - Sheep

This cute little sheep is adorable and invaluable for cleaning those grubby fingerprints a..

Price: £6.99

Ear Buds - Volume Knob Earphones

Ear Buds - Volume Knob Earphones

Want to add a little classic flair to music on the go? Look no further than our fabulous Ear Buds!&n..

Price: £9.99

Emergency Take A Break Mug

Emergency Take A Break Mug

If all else fails, take a break with a relaxing cup of tea!There's nothing quite like sitting down w..

Price: £7.99

Excellent Insult A Day

Excellent Insult A Day

Do you know someone who loves to poke fun at anyone when they get the chance? Whether that be becaus..

Price: £9.99

False Achievement Photo Frame

False Achievement Photo Frame

Our brilliantly funny False Achievement Photo Frame fools people into thinking you've achieved more ..

Price: £8.99

Fifty Shades of Brown

Fifty Shades of Brown

Fifty Shades of Brown is a hilarious take on the book phenomenon of a similar name.This delightfully..

Price: £5.99

Fifty Sheds of Grey

Fifty Sheds of Grey

Fifty Sheds of Grey is a hilarious antidote to the book of a similar name.Colin Grey's life was..

Price: £10.99

Fire Bucket Ashtray

Fire Bucket Ashtray

Not just your average ashtray,our Fire Bucket Ashtray is as practical as it is aesthetically pleasin..

Price: £7.99

Get Drunk Dice

Get Drunk Dice

This hilarious party game provides a fast-paced and exhilarating way to dish out the drinks with rut..

Price: £6.99

Gin & Tonic Mother and Daughter T-Shirts

Gin & Tonic Mother and Daughter T-Shirts

Our matching set of Gin & Tonic T-Shirts are a fabulous gift for Mummy and her little ..

Price: £31.99

Grime Writer

Grime Writer

Much more socially acceptable than real graffiti and (more importantly) a lot less illegal - Our Gri..

Price: £7.99

Happy Man Bottle Opener

Happy Man Bottle Opener

Excited about cracking open a beer after a hard day? Not as excited as the Happy Man Bottle Opener!&..

Price: £5.99

Happy Man Twin Set - Bottle Stop & Corkscrew

Happy Man Twin Set - Bottle Stop & Corkscrew

This well-endowed duo work as the perfect team in assisting you with your bottle of wine. Their miss..

Price: £9.99

Horse Head Pillow Case

Horse Head Pillow Case

A gift for the home with a difference, our Horse Head Pillow Case is a funny, gory gift that's ..

Price: £13.99

How To Survive A Zombie Attack Mug

How To Survive A Zombie Attack Mug

Imagine this, a zombie apocalypse is upon us. It's every man for themselves, desperate to escape the..

Price: £8.99

Ice Queen Scoop

Ice Queen Scoop

Give your ice cream the royal seal of approval with the Ice Queen Scoop! This brilliant novelty ice ..

Price: £6.99

Ice Shot Glasses - 12 Pack

Ice Shot Glasses - 12 Pack

Forget drinks with ice in them - How about some ice with drinks in them?Our fantastic Ice Shot ..

Price: £9.99

Inflatable Walking Stick

Inflatable Walking Stick

Our hilarious Inflatable Walking Stick is the ideal gift for those old timers who need a little help..

Price: £4.99

IOU Vouchers

IOU Vouchers

Can you handle this much fun? It's the ultimate game for lovers, and a great way to build the tensi..

Price: £9.99

Keep Calm & Carry On - Gift Book

Keep Calm & Carry On - Gift Book

The British have never been terribly good at the more touchy-feely aspects of self-help and inspirat..

Price: £5.99

Key Pete - Magnetic Key Keeper

Key Pete - Magnetic Key Keeper

Connect Key Pete to any metal surface and let him hold your keys! Our little magnetic strong man wi..

Price: £9.99

Life After 30 - A Survival Guide For Women

Life After 30 - A Survival Guide For Women

Started to notice those first worrying signs of advancing age? Life beginning to slow down a bit?Wha..

Price: £3.99

Little Book of Beer Tips

Little Book of Beer Tips

Add The Little Book of Beer Tips to your order today.  A pocket sized book packed with 50 inval..

Price: £3.50

Man Flu Survivor Mug

Man Flu Survivor Mug

Man Flu - The mysterious illness that men claim is horrible and women claim is made up. We all know ..

Price: £5.99

Miss Food Face Plate

Miss Food Face Plate

Our fantastic Food Face gives Kids the chance to play with their food and exercise their creativity ..

Price: £9.99

Monster Hands

Monster Hands

Our Monster Hands are fun and safe temporary tattoos for talking hands! Simple to apply with water,..

Price: £4.99

Morph Key Ring

Morph Key Ring

Take them back to their youth with our amazing Morph key-ring! It's been over 30 years since Tony H..

Price: £5.99

Mr Bean's Tricks & Pranks Set

Mr Bean's Tricks & Pranks Set

Perfect for jokers, tricksters and pranksters, this hilarious set is inspired by the escapades of ev..

Price: £9.99

Mr Grasshead

Mr Grasshead

Forget the pet rock, this is a pal in a pot!Simply add water and watch as Mr Grasshead sprouts brigh..

Price: £6.99

Mr Tea Mug

Mr Tea Mug

If you have a problem… if no one else can help… then maybe you should quit your jibba jabba, pop the..

Price: £8.99

New Husband Voodoo Doll

New Husband Voodoo Doll

Our New Husband Voodoo Doll is the perfect gift for anyone looking to make the most of their new par..

Price: £7.99

Notable Moustache Set

Notable Moustache Set

All your favourite moustache styles in one notable gift set! A fun gift for any recipient, guarante..

Price: £6.99

Old Age And How To Survive It - Gift Book

Old Age And How To Survive It - Gift Book

Old age comes to us all, our hilarious Old Age And How To Survive It will help them get through it! ..

Price: £10.99

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