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Cyber Vizor

Light up the night with the Cyber Vizor! Step into the future and make a unique fashion statement wi..

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Dancing Dad Wind-Up Dancing Figure

Instead of dying with embarrassment celebrate your dad's bad boogie with this wind-up dancing dad. ..

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Dancing Ears - White Rabbit

Whether you’re chatting with friends, doing the bunny hop or simply bopping to the beat, these fun p..

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Dashboard Hula Girl

Make your daily commute infinitely more enjoyable as you are transported to the golden beaches of Ha..

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Dave the Funky Shoulder Monkey

Meet Dave, the Funky Shoulder Monkey. He just loves being the centre of attention. Sit him on your s..

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David Beckham Wall Clock

England vs Greece, 2001, David Beckham's mind bending free kick. For every true football fan this is..

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Dead Fred Pen Holder

If you or someone you know needs a desk organiser that will lighten up a stressful day in the offic..

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Dirty Old Man's Walking Stick

A fantastic gift that offers an uplifting new angle on the world! Ideal for grumpy old men (and wom..

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Doo Doo Head Mask

Sure to get laughs with this rubbish funny mask gift. Sure to stand out at the next party Fits most ..

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Ear Buds - Volume Knob Earphones

Want to add a little classic flair to music on the go? Look no further than our fabulous Ear Buds!&n..

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Earmuff Headphones

Features : Ultra soft earmuffs with built in speakers. * Compatible with audio players with a 3.5m..

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Edible Eyes

Give your food a bit of life with these edible eyes! Each pack contains one strip of eyes with 10 di..

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Egg Q-ber

The Egg Q-ber is a genius device that will turn your oval shaped boiled egg into a cube! Once you'v..

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Emergency Break Glass Beer Box

Novelty emergency beer bottle box ideal novelty gift designed to look like fire alarm box high quali..

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Emergency Break Glass Chocolate Box

Novelty emergency chocolate box ideal novelty gift designed to look like fire alarm box high quality..

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Emergency Moustaches

We also think this hairy box makes a great addition to that up and coming hen do or night out that y..

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False Achievement Photo Frame

Our brilliantly funny False Achievement Photo Frame fools people into thinking you've achieved more ..

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Fart Zooka

We all know a stinky someone whose farts smell like they’d kill off any plants in the house – and we..

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Fuze Wheel Writer

Be seen any time of the day with the Fuze Wheel Writer. Mount the Wheel Writer directly to the spoke..

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Gay Accent Mouth Spray

We think we have managed to bottle masculinity it was hard work but we have contained it for those ..

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Giant Inflatable Rubber Ducky

Rubber duckies are such fun, they make bath time number one! But what happens when bath time becomes..

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Glow In Dark Belt

Any one can release their inner rave child with the Glow In Dark Belt, whether its for a big or litt..

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Glow in the Dark Earphones

Stand out in style even when the sun goes down with these cool Glow in the Dark Earphones. A..

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Glow In The Dark Toilet Roll

Light your way to the toilet in the dark – just by following the glow of the loo roll! Ideal for t..

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Grime Writer

Much more socially acceptable than real graffiti and (more importantly) a lot less illegal - Our Gri..

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Grow Me - Snore Ease

Having trouble getting a peaceful night's sleep? Do you have a partner who snores? Irritating isn't ..

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Grumpy Old Git Kit

Features: Contains a black mug, socks and tin of mints with 'GRUMPY OLD GIT' on The mug measures 12..

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Handicorn – Unicorn Hand Puppet

Features: Turn your fingers into a glorious unicorn slip the four hooves and the head onto your fin..

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Haynes - Zombie Survival Manual

Planning for a Zombie Apocalypse? Well then we’ve got some perfect bedtime reading for you. This Zom..

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Hipster Beard Black

If you’ve always wanted to be a lumberjack or rock the hipster look then grab yourself one of these ..

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Hipster Beard Ginger

Lumberjacks and hipsters are on trend at the moment and you can become one of them instantly with th..

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Ice Cream Shaped Door Stop

The Ice Cream Shaped Door Stop is a fun yet practical way of keeping your household and office doors..

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Indoor Fireworks Selection Pack

These cards full of firework fun are the perfect way to end a dinner party or even to start the even..

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Inflatable Toupee

Features: Vinyl toupee Held in place with elastic loops that go around your chin Illustrated box ..

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Inflatable Walking Stick

Our hilarious Inflatable Walking Stick is the ideal gift for those old timers who need a little help..

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Inflatable Zimmer Frame

An inflatable walking frame for those over the hill folks you know! Poke fun at their advancing year..

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Instant Mullet Headband

Features: Mullet attaches to the headband for an easy-to-wear style injection Dimensions: 28 x 26 ..

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IOU Vouchers

Can you handle this much fun? It's the ultimate game for lovers, and a great way to build the tensi..

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Irish Accent Mouth Spray

The Irish accent is one of the sexiest accents in the world and you too can speak like a native 'Oir..

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Junk Food Skip

SKIP the hard work! Bulldoze your way through your favourite junk food with this skip inspired bowl!..

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Kate Middleton Wall Clock

Relax in the presence of royalty by hanging this Kate Middleton Wall Clock above your mantelpiece an..

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Knit Your Own Beard

The hairless man in your life can fear no more, as the knit your own beard kit is their saving grace..

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Brighten up your head lights with these lashes4cars. These unique double layered lashes for cars are..

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Laundry Punch Bag

Get even with your laundry using this Laundry Punch Bag! Features: Turn a chore into a workout Big e..

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LED Light-Up Cocktail Shaker

Cocktails are everyone’s favourite – not only do they taste great, they’re also fun to make! Make yo..

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Legless Pirate Corkscrew

Features: Pirate bottle opener in the shape of a pirate Corkscrew with easy-open lever, foil-cutter..

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Like and Dislike Stamps

With these straight-to-the-point 'Like' and 'Dislike' stamps, you can whack a succinct appraisal on ..

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Magic Fish

When you put a teabag in to brew you expect to get tea... when you put the magic teabag into brew yo..

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Magical Unicorn Mask

You have permission to horse around with this on your head it'd be rude not to. The most realistic ..

Price: £18.99

Man Flu Survival Kit

This is the perfect Man Flu Survival Kit for when his sniffles (and the man himself) get too much to..

Price: £8.95

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