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Anti-Bullshit Air Freshener Spray

If you smell something that is not quite right, chances are it is someone speaking a half truth or d..

Price: £3.99

Arse/Face Soap

Brighten up their morning routine with this hilarious (and not to mention practical!) gift, a double..

Price: £5.99

Arse/Face Sponge

Give a rubbish gift guaranteed to provoke fits of laughter with the Arse/Face Sponge. From the clean..

Price: £4.99

Bullshit Button

If you get a whiff of bullshit but are too polite to say, let the Bullshit Alert Button say it for y..

Price: £5.95

C-unt Mug

We all know that a charming, glossy mug is a welcome sight to the weary worker or student. However, ..

Price: £6.99

Carpe the F*ck Out of This Diem Socks

Express your personality with the Carpe the F*ck Out of This Diem Socks. Featuring a modern (and fou..

Price: £7.99

Cat Butt Magnets x 6

Treat the cat loving friend or family member in your life to a feline themed gift with a twist with ..

Price: £11.95

Cunt Keyring

Beautiful laser cut cherry wood cunt set in white-backed clear acrylic. This classy little number is..

Price: £9.99

Excellent Insult A Day

Do you know someone who loves to poke fun at anyone when they get the chance? Whether that be becaus..

Price: £9.99

F*ck Box

Have you ever been stuck in a board meeting or dull phone call and wished you could just let out a W..

Price: £9.99

F*ck This Shit Socks

Express your personality with the F*ck This Sh*t Socks. Featuring a foul-mouthed slogan the funny s..

Price: £7.99

Hand Shit - Bergamot Lemongrass

This vintage style hand cream tin makes for a really original gift! Hold on to moisture with the Han..

Price: £7.99

Hand Shit Hand Cream - Apple Blossom and Verbena

Keep your hands soft and smooth with the Hand Sh*t Hand Cream. Presented in a handy tin which you ca..

Price: £6.99

Hand Shit Hand Cream - Jasmine and Fig

Keep your hands soft and smooth with the Hand Sh*t Hand Cream. Presented in a handy tin which you ca..

Price: £6.99

How To Not Be A Dick

Features: An etiquette book for teens Nobody wants to be a dick but dicks are everywhere! They cut..

Price: £11.95

ICK Mug

Whether you know a Richard or a Dicky, a Tom or a Harry – this mug is perfect for them all!Tell the ..

Price: £7.49

Kick This Day in Its Sunny Ass Socks

Express your personality with the Kick This Day in Its Sunny Ass Socks. Featuring a foul-mouthed quo..

Price: £7.99

Lip Shit - Pineapple Brown Sugar

This vintage style lip balm tin makes for a really original gift! Hold on to moisture with the Lip S..

Price: £6.99

Lip Shit - Wildberry Chamomile

This vintage style lip balm tin makes for a really original gift! Hold on to moisture with the Lip S..

Price: £6.99

No Shit Sherlock Lavatory Mist - Light Lemon and Cedar

Keep your toilet smelling fresh with the No Sh*t Sherlock Lavatory Mist. With a beautiful fragrance ..

Price: £6.99

Personalised Mints - Death Breath Mints

- Delicious mint imperials.- Full colour personalised label.- Presented in a stylish clear jar.Made ..

Price: £5.99

Personalised Mints - Dog Breath Mints

Our Personalised Mints are the ideal gift for anyone who is fussy or hard to buy for.The j..

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Personalised Mints - Super Bitch Mints

Our Personalised Mints are the ideal gift for anyone who is fussy or hard to buy for.The j..

Price: £5.99

Shakespearean Insult Bandages

Features: Even knaves, rascals and scoundrels get scrapes and cuts Set of fifteen (7.6 cm x 2.5 c..

Price: £5.95

Sock Whore Socks

Express your personality with the Sock Whore Socks. Featuring a tongue-in-cheek slogan the funny so..

Price: £6.99

Spectacular Uses for a Saggy Scrotum

Spectacular Suggestions for a Saggy Scrotum is not just a useful guide to dealing with the fact your..

Price: £7.99

Surprise Mug - I'm a Twat

Office pranks don't get better than this. What looks like an innocent mug actually harbours a guilty..

Price: £6.99

Ted 24

Not for sale to persons under the age of 18. By placing an order for this product, you declare that ..

Price: £49.99

Terry Turtle - The Swearing Turtle

Not for sale to persons under the age of 18. By placing an order for this product, you declare that ..

Price: £16.99

Up Yours Mug

Features: Surprise gesture found at the bottom of the cup Quality ceramic Dishwasher/microwave sa..

Price: £6.99

W Anchor Mug

The W Anchor Mug is the perfect gift for a bit of humour! It may seem inoffensive at first but put ..

Price: £5.95

You Have To F*cking Eat

Features: From the author of the international bestseller Go The F**K To Sleep A book about the oth..

Price: £9.95

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