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Excellent Insult A Day Product Description
Do you know someone who loves to poke fun at anyone when they get the chance? Whether that be because of an embarrassing incident they won't let them forget, an unfortunate choice of tie, or, the most common, a bad hair cut. Anyone with a freshly cut barnet quivers at the thought of the first time the serial ridiculer clocks eyes on it. Will they come out with offensive comparisons to uncool ex-celebrities, or will it remind them of house-hold objects like a loo brush or feather duster? Who knows. But one thing you can all be certain of, is that every day they will find something to poke fun at. This Insult A Day box features 365 hilarious insults, put-downs, disparaging remarks and general offensively rude (but perfectly harmless) quips. It also doubles up as a memo pad so there's plenty of space to add your own quick-witted insults. Keep on the desk at the office or by the phone at home for instant access to laugh out loud vitriolic one-liners! If you often feel yourself wanting to come back with a witty response but can never think them up in time, then this could be just what you need to start getting your own back. Have one prepared daily and sit back as they try to respond. The perfect joke gift for the office clown or best friend who knows exactly how to wind you up!
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