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Terry Turtle - The Swearing Turtle


Online Price: £16.99
Rubbish Present Shop: Menkind


Terry Turtle - The Swearing Turtle Product Description

Not for sale to persons under the age of 18. By placing an order for this product, you declare that you are 18 years of age or over. This item must be used responsibly and appropriately. Terry the Turtle may look cute but be warned,  he is a motion and switch activated terrapin that not only swears, but swears a lot! You won't believe what comes out of his mouth! Terry the Turtle has a little problem  -  a very big potty mouth!. As hard as he tries to keep them in, the curse words, whistles, and chirps keep slipping out. Shouldn't laugh really, but his language is as foul as the swamp his sort hails from! Not recommended for those who are easily offended like your granny, mum, dad, or anyone easily shocked! His head pops up and arms move from side to side when delivering expletives. His audio chip includes 25 unique delightful outbursts including the good old favourite, "f**k you" and "b*tch" to the more inventive "s*ck my b*lls". Then after shouting "c*ckface", Terry then apologises! Oh bless! You've been warned! Features choice of three settings; motion activated, switch activated and "always on" random mode. Also features two rudeness settings: PG or uncensored 18+. Size: 16.5 x 12cm x 11cm WARNING: THE CONTENT OF THIS VIDEO MAY OFFEND. THIS PRODUCT IS NOT SUITABLE FOR CHILDREN. Requires 3x AA batteries (included for demo purposes).

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