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Great Garden Gnome Massacre


Online Price: £24.99
Rubbish Present Shop: Menkind


Great Garden Gnome Massacre Product Description

RAWWR. This T-Rex garden ornament is coming to eat all the hapless gnomes in your garden. Please be warned that this product is not suitable for die-hard gnome lovers. The Great Garden Gnome Massacre ornament features a T-Rex munching down on 4 different gnomes, 2 of which have already given up the ghost. The T-Rex holds one of the gnomes in its mouth, holds 2 others and is stamping on the last.  Place this in your garden to instil fear into your existing gnomes, or if you’re not a gnome fan then grab one to warn gnomes what will happen if they venture onto your turf. This ornament stands on a solid base painted to look like sandstone that measures 6 inches across. The figurine itself stands at 9 inches tall. The entire statuette is made from durable cast polyresin ensuring it can withstand the elements and stay in your garden all year round. This would make a great gift for someone that loves novelty ornaments or for people that really hate those pesky gnomes!

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