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100 Most Pointless Things in the World

Swot up on everything from CV's to Baby Vegetables, as Alexander Armstrong and Richard Osman take yo..

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1001 Ridiculous Ways to Die

It was once said that there were two things in the world that couldn't be avoided - death and taxes!..

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200 Euro Toilet Paper

Have you ever wished you were rich enough to flush money down the toilet? Yes? Well now you can be… ..

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3D Zombie Hand Ice Mould

Make an ice monster (or part of one) with this giant zombie hand shaped ice sculpture mould. The zom..

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Air Guitar Card

A unique greeting card that includes their very miniature own air guitar! The guitar is handcrafted..

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Anti-Bullshit Air Freshener Spray

If you smell something that is not quite right, chances are it is someone speaking a half truth or d..

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Arse/Face Sponge

Give a rubbish gift guaranteed to provoke fits of laughter with the Arse/Face Sponge. From the clean..

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Do you want to know what the most irresistible scent on the planet is? You might think of floral fra..

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Bacon Toothpaste

Can't decide if this is rubbish or awesome. So you've enjoyed your scrumptious bacon sandwich in the..

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Basketball Hoop Fridge Magnet

Slam Dunk any kitchen essentials in this Basketball Hoop Fridge Magnet, which sticks to the face of ..

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Beano Farty Putty

Are you a fan of the Beano collection? Join Dennis the Menace in some serious finger parping pranks ..

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Bear Claw Scratcher

Isn't it frustrating when you have an itch but can't quite reach it! Stress no more with the Bear Cl..

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Beer Shower Gel

The perfect gift for any Beer swigger! Features: 300ml Of beer coloured lathering shower gel Bott..

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Biohazard Drinks Pouch

Designed to look like a pouch of dangerous chemicals Biohazard Drinks Pouch can be filled with 500m..

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Blood Bath Shower Curtain

Fans of movie horror and lovers of slasher gore in general will love this blood bath Shower Curtain...

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Blood Bath Shower Gel

Forget about Cocoa Butter and Honey Jojoba, all the vampires nowadays are washing in cherry scented ..

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Bogey Man - Egg Yolk Separator

Boogers Boogers, everywhere! Boogers, Boogers in your hair! Nobody likes a load of snot in their hai..

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Burger Mug

Feeling hungry? If you're a take-away fiend, or simply like to pay homage to good ol' classic Britis..

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Caution Cone

Is the smell of someone's toilet habits simply just too much to handle? Then the Caution Cone is the..

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Cheese Grater Loo Roll

The Cheese Grater Loo Roll is a great and hilarious bad gift for all those real men out there!We all..

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Chilli Lolly Pops

Can you take the heat? Features: 1 Jalapeno Lolly 1 Red Chilli Lolly 1 Habanero Lolly Dimension..

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Clockwatchers Balance Chairs

Take a little break from your desk and engage in this fun portable game. These Balance Chairs from C..

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Crime Scene Toilet Roll

This is the perfect gift for toilet crime far and wide. When an offence has been committed against y..

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Everybody loves a good cupcake, and there are so many to choose from; vanilla, red velvet, lemon, ch..

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Dancing Dad Wind-Up Dancing Figure

Instead of dying with embarrassment celebrate your dad's bad boogie with this wind-up dancing dad. ..

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David Beckham Wall Clock

England vs Greece, 2001, David Beckham's mind bending free kick. For every true football fan this is..

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DC Comics Superman Bath Duck

Have a splashing time with this fun, official DC Comics Superman bath duck! A SUPER addition to any ..

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Dead Tidy Desk Organiser

Prevent your workplace from looking like a crime scene with the Dead Tidy Desk Organiser. Designed t..

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DIY Drinking Straws

*The DIY Drinking Straws will test your plumber skills to the limit as you create an endless ar..

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Edible Eyes

Give your food a bit of life with these edible eyes! Each pack contains one strip of eyes with 10 di..

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Egg Q-ber

The Egg Q-ber is a genius device that will turn your oval shaped boiled egg into a cube! Once you'v..

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Emergency Moustaches

We also think this hairy box makes a great addition to that up and coming hen do or night out that y..

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Face Beer Mats

When it comes to showing your emotions, you’re not the best at it, but that can be easily changed!Us..

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Fish And Chips Mug

Feeling hungry? Feeling British? This new mug is based on the legendary British meal, fish and chips..

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Fry Up Mug

How do you like your eggs? How about, on the side of an awesome mug, celebrating the good old englis..

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Gelli Baff

Turn bath time into fun time with gelli baff! Gelli Baff turns water into goo and back again - it's ..

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Gigantic Piano Keyboard Mat

Remember the 80s film Big when Tom Hanks tapped out "Chopsticks" on a giant keyboard in department s..

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Glow In The Dark Toilet Roll

Light your way to the toilet in the dark – just by following the glow of the loo roll! Ideal for t..

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Goldfish Tea Infuser

Here's one Goldfish that won't die and need to be flushed down the loo. Ok, many enjoy the benefits ..

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Grow Me - Hot Stuff

Grow your own chillies with the Grow Me Hot Stuff! This gift contains everything you need to grow y..

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Grow Me - Snore Ease

Having trouble getting a peaceful night's sleep? Do you have a partner who snores? Irritating isn't ..

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Grow Me - Sprouts

There's nothing better than home grown veg! Treat your family this Christmas and grow your own sprou..

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Grumpy Old Git Mints

The Grumpy Old Git Mints are the fantastic novelty gift for the older man you know who's always in a..

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Guitar Nail File

Now you can pretend to rock out while filing your nails with this perfectly formed double sided 150/..

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Head Rush Ultimate Beer Bong

Here's the no fuss, drinking game challenge - down a yard of ale or lager - (or in pub measurements)..

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Hipster Beard Black

If you’ve always wanted to be a lumberjack or rock the hipster look then grab yourself one of these ..

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Hipster Beard Ginger

Lumberjacks and hipsters are on trend at the moment and you can become one of them instantly with th..

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How To Be A Good Husband

A great gift for a groom! Features: This little guide was written for the middle classes of the 1..

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How To Be A Good Wife

A cute gift for a bride! Features: This little guide was written for the middle classes of the 193..

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I Heart Spreadsheets Mug

Who doesn't love spreadsheets? With their tidy lines and enthralling sums they bring a little sunsh..

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