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Arse/Face Sponge


Online Price: £4.99
Rubbish Present Shop: Menkind


Arse/Face Sponge Product Description

Give a rubbish gift guaranteed to provoke fits of laughter with the Arse/Face Sponge. From the clean freak to the comedian this will amuse absolutely anyone! Colour coded for cleanliness in brown and cream, with opposable text on either side, it's easy to keep tabs on which side is for which end, thus avoiding arse/face contamination. Now there is no need to be arse about face when it comes to using the right part of the sponge for the face and downstairs bits! A fantastic novelty gift to give to someone who you love to share a joke with!

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