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The Cat Owner's Survival Guide


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The Cat Owner's Survival Guide Product Description

Cats and kittens can be cute and cuddly bundles of adorable furry fun, perfect pets and soothing companions. They can also be evil little demons from the very darkest recesses of Hell, sent to plague our every waking moment (and some of our sleeping ones) with a catalogue of malevolent mischief, wilful destruction, wailing noisiness, satanic sneakiness and disgusting smelliness.If you love your cat to bits but every now and then get an almost irresistible urge to boot the little sod up the bum, then you need The Cat Owner's Survival Guide.This is the book that cat owners everywhere have been praying for. First-time cat owners in particular will find this comprehensive survival manual is an absolute must - You won't last a week without it!Softcover, 31 pages.

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