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Become A Chav Or Chavette - Gift Pack Product Description
Let’s think of the upsides to being a Chav. Comfy tracksuits, trainers and lots of bling… We all know someone who’s sporting attire leaves us rapped with jealousy when we’re left squirming in our seats wearing a restricting pair of jeans or structured suit, and their jewellery selection is almost so ill-advised we all want to own a pair of gold loops or a chunky ring. If your loopy gal pal needs that final push towards ultimate chav-dom then why not gift her with this humorous Chavette Gift Pack? Likewise, your sovereign-donning dude can learn all he needs to know with the male version the Chav Gift Pack. Including an all you need to know manual, a Chav Couture and Chav Your Ride poster, and a test to see if they have what it takes to go all the way, it is complete with an ASBO Certificate with your choice of offence, a sovereign ring and England tattoo for the boys or hooped earrings and a 'tramp stamp' for the girls.Just keep out of trouble, yeah?
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